About me huh? I am, how would you put it, GREAT! Easily the most amazing person you'll ever meet. I can fly, and shoot beams of heat out of my eyes. Did I say great? I meant SUPER. I'm talking x-ray vision, leaping buildings. I can't see through LED though. But how many people hide things in LED boxes anyway? Yep, that's me. SUPER. That's why they call me in the hood, THE SUPER. Strangely enough, with all my powers, most people call me when their drains are clogged. Go figure. So there. I'm SUPER. Thanks for asking.